manager: professor ralf "rr" ragnick
inventor of the gegenpress, rr is here to save this club from itself. modern football has finally landed at old trafford.
king david de gea
i'm so loyal to spanish dave that i ain't even putting another keeper in this list. we would be nowhere without this man. stay loyal to him, 10q plz
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dalot: a full back that can actually cross and beat players. its been so long.
awb: spider-wan has 8 left feet. yet he is the best 1-on-1 tackler i've ever seen. make it make sense, 10q plz
telles: i'm still not 100% convinced but he can deffo whip a ball. his time now?
shaw: a hot 6 months & he got called shawberto carlos smh. he needs to get back to levels or he is out
varane: champions league varane. nuff said
bailly: our brittle badman. if he could stay fit, he would be my first choice with Cl varane fo sho
lindelof: the ice man has been solid this season so far. this man is either solid ice or a puddle. but he is decent
maguire: slabheadie one is the worst signing we have ever made. maguire out. deadington
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pogba man like pp. why don't you all love him??? hybrid baller with everything in his game. i hope he stays for life
fred: pastor fred has been inspired since ole got that p45. dare i say it, even brazilian. there will always be question marks for me but he can decent sometimes
mctominay: scott the scott has no sauce. i can't believe he plays so much. he has dirt on someone
matic: quality baller in his day. but his best is behind him. However, he's a valuable squad member. experience
bruno: he gives the ball away so casually. but he creates and scores so much. you can't hate on bruno. its bruno, get me
VDB: donny, my donny. i love this guy. he has been mocked his entire utd career. but his time to shine is coming. if he don't take mcnosauce's spot...
sancho: they try call him 007. don't they know he has a licence to kill? and that is just what he is gonna do
rashford: rashford is still raw. all these years and he is still raw. undercooked. his football iq isn't the best. but i believe in him. he can be important once coached
ronaldo: cr7. man like meh-eh-eh. i wonder how many he will end the season with? also, he will not allow this to be the first season he hasn't won a trophy for over 15 years
cavani: el matador has a never ending engine. what a striker. he will be an asset for us this season
martial: am9 is my guy. martial fc til i d.i.e i'm sick of the slander. watch when he comes back firing under ralf
greenwood: gunwood fc is the truth. this kid is special. he is going to be top 3 in the world one day
diallo: amad-ness diallo is the future of this club. he is sooooo tekky. disgusting touch and dribbling skills. rr is gonna develop him
shoretire: "sho-rah-tee-reh" get it right & get used to the name
hannibal: the most exciting of all the young players for me. i can't wait until he breaks through. baller
elanga: he is so damn quick. and on it. he has already impressed rr and he has imppressed me too. i think he has a bright future
lingard: jlingz should have been emancipated in the summer. mans being held captive and lost all his renaissance momentum. he ain't on signing a contract. its time to let him go
mata: mata is no longer the juan. he is a part time blogger and extra part time baller. mans even donating some of his salary cos he feels guilty for pay for nothing
phil jones: phil is the sickest mutant cockroach that ever lived. he can survive anything. 7 managers and counting. he will outlive everyone at ot
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